What matters rarely makes the slide.
Decks are optimized for persuasion, not accuracy.
The data is what you underwrite.
The story might be compelling. The numbers have to be real.
We play bad cop so you don’t have to.
If the model doesn’t exist—or doesn’t add up—we rebuild it from the ground up.
Clear findings. No politics. No relationship fallout.
“In past cycles, sloppy decks and fuzzy metrics didn’t matter—there was always a greater fool willing to pay a higher multiple. LPs didn’t ask, and investors didn’t need to dig. Those days are over.
Today, elite investors write checks on truth, not charisma or hope.”
Jay Robinson
Managing Partner
The market no longer rewards hope.
It rewards truth.
We uncover what founders hope you’ll never notice.
Our Process
Deals lie. Numbers don’t.
Step one: Audit the books and operations.
We show you what’s real, what’s broken, and what’s been hidden.
If the numbers raise questions, we go deeper.